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thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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siinister-kiid:

Bold what applies to you.

hollroden:

Appearance:

  • I am 5’4 or shorter.
  • I have scars.
  • I tan BURN easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different colour.
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I am self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/I’ve had/I need braces.
  • I wear glasses/contacts.
  • I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
  • I have more than 2 piercings.
  • I have piercings in places besides my ears.
  • I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:

  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday.
  • I have children.
  • I’ve lost a child. 

Embarrassment:

  • I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry.
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
  • I’ve glued my hands to something.
  • I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:

  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I was born with a learning disability
  • I currently have a serious disease. 
  • I’ve had stitches.
  • I’ve broken a bone. 
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had surgery.
  • I’ve had chicken pox.

Travelling:

  • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
  • I’ve been to Canada.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan.
  • I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
  • I’ve been to Spain.
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Italy.
  • I’ve been to France.
  • I’ve been to London.

Experiences:

  • I’ve been lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping.
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

  • I’m single. 
  • I’m in a relationship.
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date. 
  • I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now
  • I’ve been divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. 

Sexuality:

  • I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
  • I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
  • I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
  • I am a cuddler.
  • I’ve had sex outdoors.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I have kissed a stranger.
  • I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:

  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game.
  • I’ve run a red light.
  • I’ve been suspended from school. 
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.
  • I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:

  • I’ve consumed alcohol.
  • I’ve smoked a cigarette.
  • I regularly drink.
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

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guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

(Source: guy, via paulwes)

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dutchster:

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

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scottthepilgrim:

it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair

(via springissuicideseason)

246693 Notes

An accurate representation of my social skills

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eowynpicard:

this could be us but you playin

eowynpicard:

this could be us but you playin

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27 Notes

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

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"I’m kind of a badass" 

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prlncest:

you’re not using tumblr correctly if you can’t feel your future slowly slipping away

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pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

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